GENUINE LARRY CADOTAS
FINEST MATERIALS AVAILABLE TODAY AT ANY PRICE!
Circuses exist not only to present chills and thrills for their audience, but also to separate suckers from their money. In that spirit, please consider the merchandise here, and how much joy it would bring to the hearts of your family, children and friends.
New t-shirts available! “Never Bring a Gun to a Pie Fight.”
In circus parlance, a “genuine Larry Cadota” is actually a cheap, finked prize that will break as soon as it gets home. Toy butchers would sometimes patrol the aisles announcing their “genuine Larry Cadota merchandise”. Our products, of course, are of much finer quality and durability, as far as we’ve been told. Check your change before you leave the window, folks! No refunds once you leave the window!